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due to the holiday i did not blog yesterday. sorry.
i got a lot of emails from the people who have a RSS subscription to my blog wondering if their RSS feeder was malfunctioning. don't worry friends, i am back. blog.
BAM!

i bought a watch on ebay today. my top bid was my soul.

hi,
back again with some news.
more on that later.
in conclusion, talk to you later.

OMG, dear friends, OMG.

today and yesterday were all about george meyer. i read a lot about him and i feel so much better for it.

BAM!

this is the worst thing i have ever seen.

i ride a ferry-boat to work. i do. it is sometimes the best part of my day. not because it smells horrible, and not that you have a great view of cruise ships docking in vancouver, but because people often fall asleep on it and i can then stare at them while they sleep.

BAM!

rained so hard today then stopped now it looks stormy.
however, it seems to be getting darker so it is getting harder for me to perceive the weather. hopefully, this will subside soon.

UPDATE: it has gotten even darker so i am abandoning trying being a weather describer.

i thought about going to see a movie yesterday but all the movies seemed above me.

UPDATE 2: what is your favorite radio show?

i just spent a while trying to find someones LJ entry so i could copy it and use it as my own for today. then i realized that that was not funny. at all.
i grew up a bit.

i am going to see marnie stern right now.
then i will come home and watch derek and clive.
then i will be entertained.

tonight, today, i feel as though i am not as into the things as much as i used to be--and maybe i should be--but i think that is just guilt from feeling like i am ditching someone even though i am not.
oh music, why are you so like that.

don't worry, i am not taking today off.

blog.

"wow!"
 this blogging everyday thing takes a lot out of one. by "one" i mean me because i have found that a lot of livejournal users don't have the guts to write everyday. just something i have noticed. not a real biggie but i wanted to put it out there and see what kind of comments i get back.

so, i thought i would post a review of a recent movie: Spiderman the Third. I don't get to the movies very much and i haven't seen this movie yet--even though i heard it was pritty good (wink). however, i do often dream movie and music reviews and i think i will break open my dream log and post a review i dreamt for Spiderman the Third.

Spiderman the Third
directed by Army of Darkness
starring Tobey Maguire and Dunst
        The Spiderman movie franchise has finally gotten around to making the movie that we all knew they were going to after Spiderman 2 came out after the first Spiderman movie where we all learned about the way in which Spiderman came to be. In this film Spiderman is forced to act like an actual spider but manages to emotionally be involved in one (or more) women. What keeps audiences going back to this character is his webs, and probably other things. Things such as "iffy" relationships and a certain mask (Spiderman's mask). All in all, this film takes the audience to an entertaining place in their hearts and minds and Spiderman wins in the end.

i watched the whole thing

charles bronson as "harmonica" is pretty good casting.

dear friends,

hi. this weekend was pretty good. everyone that was flying to europe eventually got on a plane. now i have been ditched. but i will be okay.
i have things planned.
hope you are well.

bye.


dear enemies,
you have no idea. you can't bring me down with your words and your hate.

bye.

when i was in grade four i won a cake walk. since then i have believed i was good at cake walks. today i won a cake walk at a lovely small parking-lot fair as part of Main Days, and reaffirmed my belief in my skill set. i also performed on the ukulele.
this evening i ate some cake. carrot.